Burger Etiquette

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Are you ready to sink your teeth into a really big, juicy burger this weekend?  There IS a proper way to do it and a few things to consider before you do just that.  Here are 10 tips that will turn you into a burger eating champion!

1. Wear appropriate clothing.  You know what you're about to get into, so you can't blame anyone but yourself if ketchup, mustard or bbq sauce spills all over your white tee.
2. All 10 fingers on the bun please.  Do not "one hand" your burger.  She doesn't like it and will try to slip away.  Pinky up method might apply here for some ;)
3. Take bites that you can handle to avoid a messy mouth.  Someone is always watching. 
4. If it's too much to handle, nothing is wrong with breaking out the good old fashion knife and fork.  Works everytime.
5. Don't squeeze. 
6. Always keep a napkin or plate underneath your burger to catch the burger juice.
7. To avoid extra leakage, skip the tomatoe.
8. Chew with your mouth closed.
9. No talking. Focus on that good ole burger. Plus there's nothing worse than chewed up burger flying out your mouth. Remember...someone is always watching.
10. Enjoy and have fun with your burger!

Hope this helps! 
Happy Fourth of July friends!!! :-)